I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think, “That’s why...– George Constanza (via somerset) Constanza quotes.
Clementine: “You’re not a stalker or anything, right?” Joel: “I’m not a...– Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind My third bestest movie everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. (via dilda) That one with the stalker book.
I wish I could say everything there was to say in one word. I hate all the...– Leonard Cohen (via whokilled) Cohen.